Somebody...But Not Me

Somebody got another car,...

 but not me.

Somebody now owns 4 cars,...

three 2-seater convertibles

and one Mini Cooper,...

 but not me. 

I just own one.

Somebody needs to sell at least 2 cars,...

 but not me.

Somebody's ready for the holidays,...

but not me.

Somebody's shipped their Stampaway Samples,...

but not me.

Somebody's been updating their blog,...

but not me.